Dear Mitt Romney,

I’ve got this horrible feeling that your stupidity is going to force me to write you tons of letters between now and November 6. Why, you ask? Just when I thought you couldn’t sink any lower than your comments insulting half the electorate, you take it down to the curb. Today, a video surfaced of your dear mom discussing your dad and (insert gasp here) his dependency on welfare for several years when your family first returned to the US from Mexico.

Now, I thought we were all supposed to magically pull ourselves up by our own bootstraps with absolutely zero help from anyone or anything? Aren’t people who receive welfare just lazy bums mooching off of the system? Or, could this be a case of, “My daddy can do it, but yours can’t”?