COLD AS ICE
Dear Mitt Romney,
Throughout this campaign, you’ve held every conceivable position on virtually all the issues. Man, you’ve got more positions than a $2 prostitute. For the past few months, I’ve watched your blatant lying and flip-flopping, and I wondered, “When is the REAL Mitt Romney going to show up?” Yesterday, you emerged via a discreetly-recorded video from one of your closed-door fundraisers, where you turned multiple political tricks for your wealthy cronies.
Mittens, you’re even uglier than I originally thought. You don’t like 47% of Americans, do you?
Tough. You can’t pick and choose who you’re going to serve as president. You have to lead us all. But, based on all the stupid things you’ve been saying, you won’t be leading America anywhere. You aren’t fit to be elected dog catcher, much less POTUS. Get it together. Scratch that — keep screwing up.